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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

You’re a Wanker
Lyrics, Rated PG

You’re a Wanker

CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Nonapeptides
Lyrics, Rated PG

Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Coglioni Brothers
Limericks, Rated PG

The Coglioni Brothers

BALLTOWN, IOWA, USA — Stuntwork is inherently dangerous, especially when troublesome body parts are not properly strapped down.

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June 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Fighter Pilot Chicks
Limericks, Rated PG

Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

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Stumpy
June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
A Risk-Free Proposition
Limericks, Rated G

A Risk-Free Proposition

LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.

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Stumpy
June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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Stumpy
June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read

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