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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Bartertown
Limericks, Rated G

Bartertown

AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK — On the edge of the vast salt lake, the Devil’s Anvil, Aunty struggles to erect a vestige of civilization.

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Stumpy
November 27, 2017November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Washer
Limericks, Rated G

The Washer

EDMONTON, CANADA — Technology always advances, but sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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Stumpy
November 11, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Millers
Limericks, Rated G

Millers

ENID, OKLAHOMA, USA — There are some professions more noble than others. And then there’s this.

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Stumpy
November 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Rendezvous
Limericks, Rated PG

Rendezvous

ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.

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Stumpy
October 19, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vacuum Cleaner
Limericks, Rated PG

Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Earl the Squirrel
Limericks, Rated G

Earl the Squirrel

NUTTERVILLE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — A thrill-seeking squirrel explores the limits of his endurance.

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Fluffy Lane
October 12, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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