Eskimo Faps
MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.
PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.
MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.
FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — The support of others can be the energy and inspiration you need to proceed to the next level with confidence.
PNCH, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — These jokes can’t be beat, but Ray will try anyway.
DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.