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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

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December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Build a Better Penis
Jokes, Rated PG

Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

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November 20, 2014November 14, 2023 · 3 mins read
Lesbian Shipmates
Limericks, Rated PG

Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Thousand-Watt Smiles
Limericks, Rated PG

Thousand-Watt Smiles

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — The support of others can be the energy and inspiration you need to proceed to the next level with confidence.

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Stumpy
October 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Ray and Janay Rice
Jokes, Rated PG

Ray and Janay Rice

PNCH, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — These jokes can’t be beat, but Ray will try anyway.

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Stumpy
September 12, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Watersports
Limericks, Rated PG

Watersports

DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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