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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Star Trek: Tribbles
Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Tribbles

SPACE STATION K-7 — The anatomy of these furry favorites in the Star Trek universe has been poorly understood for a long time.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Racist White Barbers
Limericks, Rated PG

Racist White Barbers

BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.

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Stumpy
August 21, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Space Station Mir
Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

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Stumpy
August 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 1: Duct Tape Blues
Rated PG, Stories

No. 1: Duct Tape Blues

SALAMANCA, SPAIN — Stumpy finds himself battered and alone after a mission goes wrong.

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Stumpy
July 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 4 mins read
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Limericks, Rated PG

Tyrannosaurus Rex

BOZEMAN, MONTANA, USA — Fossils can tell us many things about the past, sometimes even what the critter’s last meal was.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
July 26, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Alcoholic Lesbians
Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

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Stumpy
July 14, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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