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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Camwhore Candy
Limericks, Rated PG

Camwhore Candy

SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.

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Stumpy
July 23, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Lag
Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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Stumpy
May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Once in a While
Limericks, Rated PG

Once in a While

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking had various caregivers who provided a helping hand when he needed it most.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Gigolo Ambition
Limericks, Rated PG

Gigolo Ambition

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Aging man-whores are at a physical disadvantage, but there’s no replacement for experience in the field.

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Stumpy
April 4, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Gay Cannibals
Limericks, Rated PG

Gay Cannibals

AMAZON BASIN — This might be one of the smallest of all minority groups in the LGBTQ+ community, but they’ve got a bone to pick.

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Stumpy
March 8, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Doubles Down
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Doubles Down

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.

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Fluffy Lane
March 7, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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