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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Restroom Incidents
Limericks, Rated PG

Restroom Incidents

FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.

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Stumpy
May 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Talk
Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.

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April 15, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Limericks, Rated PG

Rock, Paper, Scissors

KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.

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Stumpy
April 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Snipers With Hooters
Limericks, Rated PG

Snipers With Hooters

KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.

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Stumpy
April 4, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Le Muffét
Limericks, Rated PG

Le Muffét

DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.

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Stumpy
March 27, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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