The Age-Old Standby
CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.
Incest
INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — In the end, it’s family you gotta choose, when everyone else has let you down.
In the Orchard
SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.
Lactation Station
MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.
Restaurants
GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.
From the Internet
LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.