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Tag: Brain

Cognition, consciousness, self-awareness, the central nervous system and perception.

Nonapeptides
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Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

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June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Zoë’s Zombie Lover
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Zoë’s Zombie Lover

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.

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April 7, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
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Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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