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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Breasts

Boobs, tits, melons, sweater puppies, milk wagons and jugs of all shapes, sizes and colors.

Fucking Birds
Poems, Rated R

Fucking Birds

AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.

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October 17, 2023November 5, 2023 · 4 mins read
Wet Nurse Neve
Limericks, Rated G

Wet Nurse Neve

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?

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June 26, 2018November 6, 2023 · 2 mins read
Mammosurgeons
Limericks, Rated PG

Mammosurgeons

GROSSE TETE, LOUISIANA, USA — There’s meticulous science behind the perfect pair of breasts.

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Stumpy
February 6, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Snipers With Hooters
Limericks, Rated PG

Snipers With Hooters

KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.

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April 4, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lactation Station
Limericks, Rated PG

Lactation Station

MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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