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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Canada

The polite and quiet neighbors north of the U.S.

The Washer
Limericks, Rated G

The Washer

EDMONTON, CANADA — Technology always advances, but sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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Stumpy
November 11, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
BLT
Limericks, Rated G

BLT

SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
March 8, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Judge Graine
Limericks, Rated R

Judge Graine

MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.

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Stumpy
June 25, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Predator Signs
Jokes, Rated R

Predator Signs

OTTAWA, CANADA — Danger lurks around every corner. Canada’s Ministry of Transportation aims to save lives with road signage.

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Stumpy
August 31, 2015December 25, 2024 · 3 mins read
Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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Stumpy
June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Enterprising Slut
Limericks, Rated PG

Enterprising Slut

GREEN BUSH, MICHIGAN, USA — Sex workers are often nude, so any innovation in personal storage solutions is most welcome.

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Stumpy
March 16, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
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