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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Drugs

Prescription pharmaceuticals or natural or synthetic recreational and illicit substances, particularly those that alter consciousness or alleviate pain, such as alcohol, cannabis, peyote, cocaine, morphine, methamphetamine, ecstacy, opiates, caffeine or nicotine.

This Christmas
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This Christmas

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2024 · 1 min read
Caffeine
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Caffeine

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA — The drug of choice of billions of tired people the world over.

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April 17, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Big Mystery
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Big Mystery

CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”

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September 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Cannabis Question
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The Cannabis Question

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — It seems quaint now, but there was a time when marijuana was considered a threat to civilization.

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Fluffy Lane
January 18, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
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Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read

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