Skip to content
Stumpy Gould

Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
  • Ratings
    • Rated G
    • Rated PG
    • Rated R
  • About Us

Tag: Erections

Of or pertaining to a stiff penis or the express inability to achieve or maintain one.

Gigolo Ambition
Limericks, Rated PG

Gigolo Ambition

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Aging man-whores are at a physical disadvantage, but there’s no replacement for experience in the field.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
April 4, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Erectile Dysfunction
Limericks, Rated PG

Erectile Dysfunction

LAKE PLACID, NEW YORK, USA — The frustration is understandable, but the solution is not.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
June 6, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Nonapeptides
Lyrics, Rated PG

Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Nature Guide
Limericks, Rated PG

The Nature Guide

DANFORTH, MAINE, USA — When lost in the New England forest, whip out the right tool for the job to make it home in one piece.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
March 4, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
  • Ratings
    • Rated G
    • Rated PG
    • Rated R
  • About Us
Build with WordPress | Theme by NesiaPress