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Tag: Fantasy & Folklore

The stuff of imagination and stories of the fantastic passed down through the generations, which encompass magic, gods, mythical beasts and superstitions, heroes and knights, vagabonds and thieves, and damsels in distress, often with moral themes.

Speed
Limericks, Rated G

Speed

LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?

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Stumpy
February 3, 2019November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
Hirsute Hilda
Limericks, Rated R

Hirsute Hilda

MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Stark and Certain Terms
Limericks, Rated G

Stark and Certain Terms

GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.

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Noushin Behrooz
February 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Adapting to Hell
Limericks, Rated G

Adapting to Hell

GEHENNA, LAKE OF FIRE — Make the best of a shitty situation. They can’t take away your pride in a job well done.

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Javier Seguro
October 27, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Highland Passes
Limericks, Rated PG

Highland Passes

COUNTY KERRY, IRELAND — In the land of Erin, keep moving and stay alert or suffer an unimaginable involuntary penetration.

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Stumpy
April 30, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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