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Tag: Fish

Cold-blooded, aquatic creatures that inhabit virtually every stream, river, pond, lake, sea and ocean on Earth.

No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
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No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2014November 13, 2023 · 5 mins read
The Dogfish
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The Dogfish

NORTH ATLANTIC — Fish names are second only to bird names as the most ridiculous ones in the animal kingdom.

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Stumpy
May 2, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Every Mermaid’s Wish
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Every Mermaid’s Wish

BRINY BREEZES, FLORIDA, USA — Half fish, half woman. How does one reconcile such a nightmarish morphological mismatch.

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Stumpy
April 29, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Old Angler’s Advice
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Old Angler’s Advice

WETMORE, COLORADO, USA — Sage relationship advice delivered at the right time can avert a lot of heartache.

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Fluffy Lane
April 27, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fishwife’s Store
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The Fishwife’s Store

SNOOK, TEXAS, USA — In any community, there are keystone players who touch a disproportionate number of others during a typical day.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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