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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: France

Everything français from the Eiffel Tower, wine and bagets to Napolean, cheese and racing.

Rendezvous
Limericks, Rated PG

Rendezvous

ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.

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Stumpy
October 19, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The French Plumber
Limericks, Rated PG

The French Plumber

TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]

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Stumpy
June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Say Cheese
Limericks, Rated G

Say Cheese

PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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Stumpy
June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Mademoiselle Gras
Limericks, Rated PG

Mademoiselle Gras

RUISSEAU DE L’ARSE, FRANCE — There are weight-loss methods and there are drastic weight-loss methods.

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Roxanne Depardieu
March 23, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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