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Tag: Masturbation

Sexual arousal and stimulation by oneself, usually by way of direct manipulation or use of objects on, around and in the genitals and erogenous zones, typically to orgasm.

Donald’s Dismay
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Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

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September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
You’re a Wanker
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You’re a Wanker

CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?

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June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Kim Jong’s Elite Guards
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Kim Jong’s Elite Guards

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

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May 28, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Zulu Teen
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Zulu Teen

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — There was time when photos of bare-breasted “savages” served the same purpose as the Sears bra catalog.

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May 18, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Singh’s Grips
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Singh’s Grips

MUMBAI, INDIA — Is this someone’s idea of a sikh joke or what?

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May 9, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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