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Tag: Science Fiction

Science fiction stories usually involve speculative technology and the consequences of its adoption. Locations are often in space or on alien worlds, and feature encounters with extraterrestrial beings, exploration or colonization of exoplanets and situations that address moral and ethical questions of technology.

Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
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Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine

DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.

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April 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
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Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: First Units
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Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

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March 18, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
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Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
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Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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