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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Sickness & Disease

Physical or psychological maladies affecting the quality and quantity of one’s mental and physical health and wellbeing. Includes medical science, research, diagnoses, treatments, procedures, personnel, facilities, equipment and related industries.

I Nipple Fart
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I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Bill Cosby
Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Narcoleptic Whore
Limericks, Rated PG

The Narcoleptic Whore

TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?

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June 25, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Sheepherders’ School
Limericks, Rated G

The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

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January 29, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Zoë’s Zombie Lover
Limericks, Rated G

Zoë’s Zombie Lover

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.

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April 7, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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