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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Sociopath

A person with a personality disorder characterized by extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience, remorse or empathy. Sociopaths often harm others, and research suggests they excel at business and politics.

This Christmas
Lyrics, Rated R

This Christmas

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2024 · 1 min read
Jack Sprat
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Jack Sprat

ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Lag
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Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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Stumpy
May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Gay Cannibals
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Gay Cannibals

AMAZON BASIN — This might be one of the smallest of all minority groups in the LGBTQ+ community, but they’ve got a bone to pick.

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Stumpy
March 8, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Doubles Down
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Trump Doubles Down

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.

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Fluffy Lane
March 7, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Gold Inside
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Gold Inside

ZAMBEZIA PROVINCE, MOZAMBIQUE — Let’s crack some skulls.

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Stumpy
June 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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