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Tag: Terminator

Topics regarding James Cameron’s original film and all the sequals, catchphrases, merchandise and Arnold Schwarzenneger superstardom it spawned.

Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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Stumpy
January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Terminator: First Units
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Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

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March 18, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
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