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Tag: The Americas

Things pertaining to the New World of North, Central and South America, including their histories, cultures, people, nations, politics and more.

The Gizzard
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The Gizzard

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — How do these guys chew the lizards, frogs, insects and other stuff they eat. Find out!

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November 27, 2024November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Emu Stew
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Emu Stew

BULLSHIT HILL, AUSTRALIA — A bird that can disembowel you in an instant: the antithesis of an easy meal.

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Stumpy
December 6, 2023December 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Turkey Skin
Limericks, Rated PG

Turkey Skin

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2023November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Trump Doubles Down
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Trump Doubles Down

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.

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Fluffy Lane
March 7, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vacuum Cleaner
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Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Full Stop
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Full Stop

FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.

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Stumpy
September 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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