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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Undead

Immortal creatures, such as vampires and zombies, that exist in a perpetual state between life and death.

Vampire Bob
Limericks, Rated G

Vampire Bob

CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS — This Dork Lord sucks both figuratively and literally. You don’t even have to take precautions.

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Stumpy
March 4, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Ipecac
Limericks, Rated G

Ipecac

VALDOSTA, GEORGIA, USA — If you’re going down, anyway, pre-plan your posthumous revenge.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Zoë’s Zombie Lover
Limericks, Rated G

Zoë’s Zombie Lover

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.

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Stumpy
April 7, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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