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Tag: Utensils

Tools that usually facilitate the preparation and consumption of food and drink.

Properly Laid
Limericks, Rated PG

Properly Laid

BUCKINGHAM PALACE — Double entendres make preparing a table to receive food and diners an amusing concept.

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Stumpy
December 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Chopsticks and Forks
Limericks, Rated G

Chopsticks and Forks

HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.

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Stumpy
December 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Portmanteauriffic
Limericks, Rated R

Portmanteauriffic

DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?

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Stumpy
May 26, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
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