Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated G

In the Garden

LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.

Limericks, Rated R

Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

Limericks, Rated PG

Rock, Paper, Scissors

KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.