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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

An Odd Hieroglyph
Limericks, Rated G

An Odd Hieroglyph

GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.

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January 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Colors of Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

The Colors of Sex

HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate

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Stumpy
January 5, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Best Meat
Limericks, Rated R

The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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Stumpy
January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Irritable Bowels
Limericks, Rated PG

Irritable Bowels

COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.

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Stumpy
December 29, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Frozen: The Snowjob
Limericks, Rated R

Frozen: The Snowjob

KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.

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Stumpy
December 27, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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