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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Daniel Dennett
Limericks, Rated G

Daniel Dennett

BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.

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Stumpy
November 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Rump Wranglers
Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2015December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
The Age-Old Standby
Limericks, Rated PG

The Age-Old Standby

CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

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Stumpy
October 30, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Incest
Haikus, Rated R

Incest

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — In the end, it’s family you gotta choose, when everyone else has let you down.

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Stumpy
October 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lactation Station
Limericks, Rated PG

Lactation Station

MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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Stumpy
October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read

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