Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

Limericks, Rated PG

The Age-Old Standby

CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

Haikus, Rated R

Incest

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — In the end, it’s family you gotta choose, when everyone else has let you down.

Limericks, Rated PG

Lactation Station

MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

Limericks, Rated R

From the Internet

LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.