Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Haikus, Rated R

Dry Rub

HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?

Limericks, Rated PG

Chastity Belts

TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.

Limericks, Rated R

Aim for the Chin

MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.

Haikus, Rated R

Dwarfs & Midgets

SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.

Haikus, Rated PG

Zips With Zeal

CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.

Limericks, Rated R

Big Mystery

CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”