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From the Internet

LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.

HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?

TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.

MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.

SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.

CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.