Fucking Birds
AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.
Stumpy
Author: Stumpy
Massage Parlor
DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.
Speed
LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?
Snickerdoodle
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.
No Underwear
ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.