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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

The Catfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.

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Stumpy
July 8, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Narcoleptic Whore
Limericks, Rated PG

The Narcoleptic Whore

TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?

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Stumpy
June 25, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Her Majesty
Limericks, Rated R

Her Majesty

WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.

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Stumpy
June 10, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sapphic Gymnasts
Limericks, Rated PG

Sapphic Gymnasts

SPREAD EAGLE, WISCONSIN, USA — Being limber has many advantages.

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Stumpy
March 13, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Transgender Alice
Limericks, Rated PG

Transgender Alice

BANGKOK, THAILAND — Some actions just cannot be undone, so you better be goddamn sure it’s what you really, really, really want to do.

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Stumpy
March 11, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Butt Pirates
Limericks, Rated R

Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

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Stumpy
February 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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