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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Never Pay Retail
Limericks, Rated R

Never Pay Retail

COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.

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October 3, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 3: Two Blows
Rated R, Stories

No. 3: Two Blows

SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 6 mins read
Ray and Janay Rice
Jokes, Rated PG

Ray and Janay Rice

PNCH, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — These jokes can’t be beat, but Ray will try anyway.

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Stumpy
September 12, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Watersports
Limericks, Rated PG

Watersports

DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald’s Dismay
Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

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Stumpy
September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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