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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

The Fishwife’s Store
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fishwife’s Store

SNOOK, TEXAS, USA — In any community, there are keystone players who touch a disproportionate number of others during a typical day.

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April 19, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Woodworking Studs
Limericks, Rated PG

Woodworking Studs

LONGWOOD, WISCONSIN, USA — There’s something sexy about a strapping tradesmen with a toolbelt, who bends wood to his will.

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April 17, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ginger Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Ginger Star

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — Success in Hollywood often comes at the expense of some quid pro quo. If you choose to pay the price, that’s on you.

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April 16, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kims
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kims

NORMAL, ILLINOIS, USA — It’s not easy tackling culture shock, no matter how much you try to change. Some aspects of your upbringing are immutable.

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Stumpy
April 13, 2014November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Rooster at the Gate
Limericks, Rated R

Rooster at the Gate

CHICKEN BRISTLE, ILLINOIS, USA — If you have access to something you care about, don’t take it for granted. That access can be denied.

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April 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Zoë’s Zombie Lover
Limericks, Rated G

Zoë’s Zombie Lover

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.

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April 7, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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