The French Plumber
TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]
Stumpy
Author: Stumpy
The Pieru Club
HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.
Gold Inside
ZAMBEZIA PROVINCE, MOZAMBIQUE — Let’s crack some skulls.
Erectile Dysfunction
LAKE PLACID, NEW YORK, USA — The frustration is understandable, but the solution is not.
