Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated G

The Pieru Club

HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.

Limericks, Rated G

Gold Inside

ZAMBEZIA PROVINCE, MOZAMBIQUE — Let’s crack some skulls.

Limericks, Rated PG

Erectile Dysfunction

LAKE PLACID, NEW YORK, USA — The frustration is understandable, but the solution is not.

Limericks, Rated G

Sardines

AGADIR, MOROCCO — Nature provides for all of us in the most amazing ways.

Limericks, Rated G

Ipecac

VALDOSTA, GEORGIA, USA — If you’re going down, anyway, pre-plan your posthumous revenge.

Limericks, Rated G

Robins

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, USA — These common backyard birds are fascinating, but also amusing in their favored dietary choice.