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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

The Trekkie Version
Limericks, Rated R

The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Attic Search
Haikus, Rated PG

Attic Search

COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA — Before the advent of the interwebs, old school porn was an analog medium so much harder to acquire and hide.

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July 25, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Singularity Jokes
Limericks, Rated PG

Singularity Jokes

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.

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July 11, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Ratfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Ratfish

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.

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Stumpy
July 1, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Fracking
Limericks, Rated PG

Fracking

STANLEY, NORTH DAKOTA, USA — Hydraulic fracturing is like raw-dogging the earth deep in its tight borehole.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Sam the Horse
Limericks, Rated G

Sam the Horse

WICHITA, KANSAS, USA — You many not believe it, but horses are more than just food. Take Sam, for example.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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