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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Brontosaur
Limericks, Rated G

Brontosaur

COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.

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Javier Seguro
March 3, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lazy New Ways
Limericks, Rated PG

Lazy New Ways

CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.

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Stumpy
February 10, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Stark and Certain Terms
Limericks, Rated G

Stark and Certain Terms

GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.

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Noushin Behrooz
February 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Blue-Balled Toad
Limericks, Rated R

The Blue-Balled Toad

WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.

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Stumpy
January 20, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Penis Aplenty
Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.

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Stumpy
January 13, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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