Breasts and Barbecue
HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Lazy New Ways
CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.
Stark and Certain Terms
GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.
The Blue-Balled Toad
WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.
Penis Aplenty
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.
An Odd Hieroglyph
GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.