Krauss the Louse
LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
The Colors of Sex
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate
The Best Meat
OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.
Irritable Bowels
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.
Frozen: The Snowjob
KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.
