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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Ass Bandits
Limericks, Rated R

Ass Bandits

BOAR TUSH, ARKANSAS, USA — Every bad guy has a method of choice to rob you of your valuables.

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November 20, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Daniel Dennett
Limericks, Rated G

Daniel Dennett

BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.

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November 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Rump Wranglers
Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

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November 6, 2015December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
The Age-Old Standby
Limericks, Rated PG

The Age-Old Standby

CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

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October 30, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Incest
Haikus, Rated R

Incest

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — In the end, it’s family you gotta choose, when everyone else has let you down.

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October 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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