Poems – Page 24 – Stumpy Gould

Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

OXFORD, ENGLAND — Dawkins may be less overtly anti-religious than some of his contemporaries, but he is an outspoken critic baseless claims.

INDIAN OCEAN — Humans have a checkered past with cetaceans. Some populations are bouncing back. Romances are blooming.

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

PLANET RIGEL VII — There is no doubt that relations with offworld civilizations would expand the horizons of porn content, technology and markets.

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.