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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Tripe
Limericks, Rated R

Tripe

PORCAVILLE, NEW YORK, USA — Some parts of the pig or more desirable than others, unless you happen to like the gross bits.

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Javier Seguro
September 10, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Watersports
Limericks, Rated PG

Watersports

DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald’s Dismay
Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

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Stumpy
September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: Tribbles
Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Tribbles

SPACE STATION K-7 — The anatomy of these furry favorites in the Star Trek universe has been poorly understood for a long time.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Racist White Barbers
Limericks, Rated PG

Racist White Barbers

BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.

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Stumpy
August 21, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Space Station Mir
Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

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Stumpy
August 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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