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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Erectile Dysfunction
Limericks, Rated PG

Erectile Dysfunction

LAKE PLACID, NEW YORK, USA — The frustration is understandable, but the solution is not.

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Stumpy
June 6, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Sardines
Limericks, Rated G

Sardines

AGADIR, MOROCCO — Nature provides for all of us in the most amazing ways.

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Stumpy
April 25, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Ipecac
Limericks, Rated G

Ipecac

VALDOSTA, GEORGIA, USA — If you’re going down, anyway, pre-plan your posthumous revenge.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Barnacles
Limericks, Rated G

Barnacles

SOUTH PACIFIC — All creatures live according to the way of their kind. These tiny arthropods are no exception.

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Javier Seguro
April 15, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Robins
Limericks, Rated G

Robins

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, USA — These common backyard birds are fascinating, but also amusing in their favored dietary choice.

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Stumpy
March 12, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
BLT
Limericks, Rated G

BLT

SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
March 8, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read

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    • Jokes
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    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
  • Ratings
    • Rated G
    • Rated PG
    • Rated R
  • About Us
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