Executive Order
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.
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Lesbian Talk
PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.
In the Garden
LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.
Popeye the Sailor Man
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.
Snipers With Hooters
KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.