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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In Vietnam
Haikus, Rated PG

In Vietnam

HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.

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September 17, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Bottomless Beach
Limericks, Rated PG

Bottomless Beach

WOODY, CALIFORNIA, USA — Going commando under the tropical sun is a risky proposition. It is also exhausting.

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September 6, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Ashley Madison Lookup
Jokes, Rated PG

Ashley Madison Lookup

CHEAT LAKE, WISCONSIN, USA — Data breaches can range from relatively inconsequential to dangerous, embarrassing and ruinous.

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Stumpy
August 21, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Bill Cosby
Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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