Dirk’s Dildo Works
BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.
Category: Rated R
R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.
Never Pay Retail
COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.
No. 3: Two Blows
SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.
Tripe
PORCAVILLE, NEW YORK, USA — Some parts of the pig or more desirable than others, unless you happen to like the gross bits.
Donald’s Dismay
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.
No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.