Honey’s Stash
HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.
Category: Rated R
R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.
Kim Jong’s Elite Guards
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.
Portmanteauriffic
DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?
Zulu Teen
KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — There was time when photos of bare-breasted “savages” served the same purpose as the Sears bra catalog.
Nympho Pyros
EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.