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Tag: Agriculture

Regarding the science or practice of farming, including soil cultivation for growing crops, and the rearing of animals for food and other products.

The Sheepherders’ School
Limericks, Rated G

The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

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Stumpy
January 29, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
A Defiant Few
Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?

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January 6, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Tripe
Limericks, Rated R

Tripe

PORCAVILLE, NEW YORK, USA — Some parts of the pig or more desirable than others, unless you happen to like the gross bits.

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Javier Seguro
September 10, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Oyster Cloister
Limericks, Rated PG

The Oyster Cloister

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.

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Stumpy
May 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Rooster at the Gate
Limericks, Rated R

Rooster at the Gate

CHICKEN BRISTLE, ILLINOIS, USA — If you have access to something you care about, don’t take it for granted. That access can be denied.

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April 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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