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Tag: Asses

Things related to the gluteus, anus, colon, rectum and lower digestive tract.

The Ass-Man
Limericks, Rated R

The Ass-Man

KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.

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February 18, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Bidet
Limericks, Rated PG

The Bidet

GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.

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March 2, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restroom Incidents
Limericks, Rated PG

Restroom Incidents

FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.

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May 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Snipers With Hooters
Limericks, Rated PG

Snipers With Hooters

KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.

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April 4, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
An Odd Hieroglyph
Limericks, Rated G

An Odd Hieroglyph

GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.

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January 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Irritable Bowels
Limericks, Rated PG

Irritable Bowels

COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.

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December 29, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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