The Ass-Man
KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.
Things related to the gluteus, anus, colon, rectum and lower digestive tract.
KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.
FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.
KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.
GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.