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Tag: Europe

Collectively, the Old World nations from the north shore of the Mediterranean to above the Arctic Circle, which adjoin Africa to the south and Asia to the east.

Rendezvous
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Rendezvous

ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.

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October 19, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vacuum Cleaner
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Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

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October 18, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Full Stop
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Full Stop

FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.

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September 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The French Plumber
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The French Plumber

TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]

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June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Pieru Club
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The Pieru Club

HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.

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June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Chef Papadopoulos
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Chef Papadopoulos

THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.

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November 7, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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