Nordic Mosquitoes
TRONDHEIM, NORWAY — The only thing worse than a bloodsucking skeeter is all of them draining you at once.
Tag: Europe
Collectively, the Old World nations from the north shore of the Mediterranean to above the Arctic Circle, which adjoin Africa to the south and Asia to the east.
The Fate of Pinocchio
TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.
Snipers With Hooters
KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.
The Blue-Balled Toad
WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.
The Colors of Sex
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate
The Best Meat
OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.