This Christmas
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.
Tag: Excretion
The evacuation of solid and liquid waste from the body; in other words, shitting and pissing.
The French Plumber
TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]
Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.
Restroom Incidents
FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.
Irritable Bowels
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.