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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

Powerful Totems
Limericks, Rated PG

Powerful Totems

KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 7, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Speed
Limericks, Rated G

Speed

LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?

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Stumpy
February 3, 2019November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Snickerdoodle
Limericks, Poems, Rated PG

Snickerdoodle

FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.

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Stumpy
January 16, 2019November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Old Saint Nick
Limericks, Rated R

Old Saint Nick

NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2018November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Brazen Grayson
Limericks, Rated G

Brazen Grayson

SELMA, CALIFORNIA, USA — Playing with your food can yield some interesting results.

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Stumpy
May 31, 2018November 6, 2023 · 1 min read
Caffeine
Limericks, Rated G

Caffeine

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA — The drug of choice of billions of tired people the world over.

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Fluffy Lane
April 17, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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