In the Orchard
SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.
Tag: Genitals
The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.
Restaurants
GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.
From the Internet
LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.
Dry Rub
HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?
Chastity Belts
TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.
Aim for the Chin
MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.